whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

(via hellabellaa)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via aduhm)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via orgasmic-humor)