oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

(via ernbarassing)

    Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
    Me: Boss Ass Bitch

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

(via sarcasticshits)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via ernbarassing)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via laughbitches)